Wicked Desires Titillating Cocktails
Redheaded Slut
Shot of Jagermeister
Shot of Peach Schnapps (archers)
Cranberry juice
Shake with ice, then strain into shot glass.
Tie Me to the Bedpost
1 oz Absolut Citron Vodka
1 oz Captain Morgan Rum
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 Splash Sweet and Sour Mix
Splash of 7-Up
Shake with ice and strain into an over-sized martini glass. There should be a slight amount of foam from the 7-up.
Slippery Dick
½ shot Peppermint Schnapps
½ shot Amaretto
Layer in shot glass.
A Little Dick’ll Do
2 oz Whiskey of your choice
3-5 splashes of Mountain Dew citrus soda
Pour the whiskey into the glass. Top off with Mountain Dew, and serve.
Bar Slut
3 oz vodka
2 oz 7-Up
2 oz cranberry juice
3 oz red Bull energy drink
Add vodka to a mason jar filled with ice. Add cranberry juice, Red Bull, and splash of 7-up on top. Stir and serve.
Fuck You
1 oz tequila
1 oz Jack Daniels
1 oz Wild Turkey
1 oz Goldschlager
1 oz rum
1 oz Blueberry Schnapps
Mix each ingredient in a glass. Tilt glass 180 degrees and slam it.
Deep Throat
1/3 shot Kahlua
1/3 shot Baileys Irish Cream
1/3 shot milk
Mix in mixing glass pour into shot glass, and shoot it.
Clit-Licking Cowgirl
½ shot Peach Schnapps (archers)
½ shot Baileys Irish Cream
Layer In A Shottie Glass With The Baileys On Top.
CLIMAX
1/2 nip. each of;
Amaretto
Vodka
Triple Sec
White Creme de Coca
Creme de Banana
Splash of Half & Half
Shake over ice, Strain into a chilled Cocktail glass .
BETWEEN THE SHEETS
3/4 nip. each of;
Rum
Brandy
Cointreau
Splash of Lemon juice or Sour mix
Blend with ice, Strain & Serve up in a chilled cocktail glass.
BLOW JOB
Equal parts of;
Kahlua
Baileys & Vodka
Layer into a pony or shot glass, top with whipped cream.
PINK PUSSY
2 nip Vodka
half a glass lemonade
slash of grenadine
handfull. Ice cubes
Blend Vodka , lemonade & ice till slushy
BUSTED RUBBER
Equal parts of;
Raspberry Schnapps
Baileys
Grand Marnier
Layer in exact order in a Pony or Shot glass.
BUM FUCKER
Equal parts of;
Bourbon
Tequila
fill gass with ice
Serve in lowball glass.
HARD DICK
3/4 nip. Vodka
1/2 nip. Frangelico
Splash of Soda
Shake with ice, Strain into a Pony glass.
Mario;s Favorite …
JACK OFF
1/2 nip. each of;
Jack Daniels & Bailey’s
Shake with ice, Strain into a Shot glass
ORGASM
3/4 nip. each;
Amaretto
Kahlua & Baileys
Shake over ice, Strain into a Shot glass.
SCREAMING ORGASM
Equal parts;
Baileys
Vodka
Kahlua*
Stir over ice, Strain into rocks glass, or large shot glass
* Amaretto can be substituted for another variation.
SEX ON THE BEACH
1 nip. Vodka
3/4 nip. each of Chambord & Peach Schnapps
Splashes of Pineapple, Orange and Cranberry juices
Shake with ice & serve in a Collins or decorative glass.
WET PUSSY
Chambord raspberry liqueur
2 nip. Baileys
top up with Milk
Put the Chambord,Irish Cream, and Milk or Creamer in a shaker with ice. Shake Strain and poor into glass.Milk or Creamer..6 oz not for sure. add it till your own personal taste.
SLOW SCREW
1 ni. Vodka
1/2 nip.Gin
Splash of Orange Juice
Pour over ice in a Highball glass.
SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW
3/4 nip. each of;
Gin
Vodka
Southern Comfort
& Splash of Orange Juice
Shake & Pour in large glass, Garnish with an orange slice and cherry.
SEX MACHINE
Equal parts of;
Kahlua
Baileys irish cream
1 part Milk.
Serve in lowball glass.
HOT BLONDE
Equal parts of;
Southern Comfort
& Amaretto
Layer in a pony or shot glass.
WILD SEX
1/2 nip. 151 Proof Rum
1 nip. malibu
1/2 nip. peach schnapps
1 nip. cranberry juice
1/2 nip. grenadine
1 nip. orange juice
1 nip. pineapple juice
ice cubes.
HEAVENLY SEX
2 nip. Amaretto
1 tsp. Chocolate Syrup
0.5 nip. grenadine
2 nip. Spiced Rum.
***REMEMBER…..MARIO SAYS DON’T DRINK ALL THESE DELIGHTS AT ONCE!!