Honeymoon Kits and Hens Nights Novelties

So, you’re getting married? Don’t panic! It’s not all downhill after you tie the knot, don’t let the divorce rate scare you. The fun doesn’t have to end when you say ‘I do.’ However, it certainly can seem that way, especially when the big day is looming and you’re stressing about your dress, your vows, the seating plan, and not to mention you’re having a recurring nightmare where you trip down the aisle and fall flat on your face.

But you shouldn’t let yourself become a Bridezilla, and if you do have moments where you transform into an evil dictator, make sure you instruct your bridesmaids to plan you a hens night you will never forget. You will be needing all the classics – penis shaped… everything, a bright pink bride-to-be sash, male strippers, fishnets, and a limousine, naturally.

Think of your hens night as a pep-rally for your wedding day, and for your honeymoon. But don’t just save the sexy, outrageous behaviour for when you’re out with the girls, rocking fishnets and a tiara, whistling at strangers on the street from your limo while downing champagne and cosmos. Take the spice and sass from your hens night, and pack it into a honeymoon kit to unleash on your new man on your first night as husband and wife. And don’t just take a metaphorical honeymoon kit either. Get his heart racing with some sexy lingerie, body chocolate, and maybe even a pair of handcuffs (just so he knows who’s going to wear the pants in your marriage).

Make your hens night notorious and your honeymoon unforgettable – browse our online store for all the hens night gags and gimmicks and the sex toys which will keep your sex life alive for the rest of your marriage.